Complaining about your home

Written by: Sherone Melton

Something that has been pissing me off lately is people who live somewhere and bitch about it, when they have the means to leave. Like in Florida; there are so many people who whine and gripe about the state and how much they hate living here…THEN FUCKING MOVE! There’s plenty of people left in America who would love a spot in the sunshine state. Why would you be angry about living in a place where the weather is like summer all the time, its never a dull moment here, and its vacation spot #1 last time i checked. Given FL does have its drawbacks, like old people because for some reason the state has become (God’s) waiting room. Also apart of the old people in a way is the fact that people have issues driving, i mean i thought we had this all figured out: Gas pedal makes you go, brakes make you stop. Green means go, Red Means Stop; and in most circumstances yellow means hurry up and beat the light bitch. However other than those and a few other little problems Florida is a wonderful state to live in! I think the biggest growing problem now is not even the elders because hey some of them are actually cool believe it or not, but no its actually the rising number of pedophiles( a serious fucking problem). I had someone ask me a group of peers why we think the number of pedophiles is increasing in Florida and i could only come up with one observation… We have Disney Land. Now yes many people laughed but the person who asked said that its actually not that funny, that could seriously be a reason.  As i said besides those few problems this state is wonderful :D . So to sum it all up “Don’t be Dick” love your state or you’ll have pissed off people like me all over your case.

~Sherone “Slim” Melton

P.S: Sorry about not posting anything in a while(long while), but sometimes life and its annoyances can get the best of someone even an angry and careless one as myself.



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One Response to “Complaining about your home”

  1. I’m guilty of bashing my home town, I have to admit, but there is no place I would rather have grown up as a kid (Port Charlotte). There is low crime here, there are all the necessites you need a few minutes drive down the road, there are woods around my house to play in (no over-crowding) and I was able to ride my bike to school everyday. Now that I am older, I am choosing to move away in order to see more of the world, but I will always view Port Charlotte as a good place to raise children.

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